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ZERO WASTE over ZERO WAIST

a sexy zero waste ragu recipe for you baby

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Victoria Cece
Mar 19, 2026
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Why do we need impossible meat when you can make the meanest mother nature-loving ragu with what you already got in your fridge??

That sad celery, its leaves, those leeks, the broccoli stems, and more are all waiting to be cindarella-fied into a juicy ragu to inspire a sexy pasta situation of your dreams.

This recipe will clean out your fridge, give you less stinky garbage, and add another fabulous thing to freeze for those days you can’t be bothered to touch the stove.

I know you have a nonna deep down inside you

My ingredients list is always a little rough, and the method is more of a map. Because when in doubt about where to go, channel that inner nonna inside of you. Whether that requires singing into a wooden spoon or chugging a glass of wine - trust me, she’s there.

That’s why this is more of a technique rather than a recipe, like all my recipes really - a guideline to getting you in the kitchen and making some contadino shit forever.

Zero waste over zero waist. You feel me?

THE WORLD NEEDS TO STOP TARGETING OUR BODIES. We want to eat pasta, and we want to eat it ALL.

BACK TO RAGU! LASAGNA! & PASTA!

I bippity-boppity-booed this delicious ragu into a crazy-good lasagna. I used fresh lasagna sheets I had previously frozen, and turned the remaining milk in my fridge into a luscious besciamelle (my recipe here!)

*highly advise reading the cooking notes at the bottom for some contadino secrets!*

GREEN GODDESS AF ZERO WASTE RAGÙ (plus LASAGNA RECIPE)

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