three slutti secrets of North Jersey
Jersey's best carbs that make the taxes and bridge traffic bearable
We say one B-word a lot in North Jersey, and no itβs not bada-bing.
If we are being real, itβs b*tch. If you have ever watched one episode of Real Housewives of NJ or Jersey Shore, you know thatβs true. However, there are a few other secret B words we North NJ girls know, especially us Bergen County ladies, and it all has to do with carbs baby.
Because if you are from North Jersey, you have a fetish for carbs.
Thereβs no getting around it. I mean how can you not? You are at the intersection of all things great - brick oven pizza, bagels, Korean fried chickenβ¦ even if youβre sad, you at least know you wonβt be sad AND hungry. Because we all know thatβs a recipe for disaster, for me that is.
Sure, you could just go to NYC for all the carbs. Or, you can come to the dark side where we have less lines, less taxes, and lots of carbs that Iβve been missing from your life.
Itβs the reason this Jersey-American girl has a degree in carb communications. Iβve been on a carb crawl since I exited the womb.
To clarify, I am not talking about all of North NJ. I am openly biased. I am more or less talking about Bergen County (and Hudson County) - the best areas in NJ in my opinion. And, I canβt forget Newark/ Essex County. No not just because of the Sopranos, but because of my Dad - a real Newarker, born and bred.
I know youβre feigning for the slutti secrets, so letβs get to it -
Here are the 3 Bs that are the key to your carb dreams in North Jersey
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