three slutti secrets of North Jersey

Jersey's best carbs that make the taxes and bridge traffic bearable

We say one B-word a lot in North Jersey, and no it’s not bada-bing.

If we are being real, it’s b*tch. If you have ever watched one episode of Real Housewives of NJ or Jersey Shore, you know that’s true. However, there are a few other secret B words we North NJ girls know, especially us Bergen County ladies, and it all has to do with carbs baby.

Because if you are from North Jersey, you have a fetish for carbs.

There’s no getting around it. I mean how can you not? You are at the intersection of all things great - brick oven pizza, bagels, Korean fried chicken… even if you’re sad, you at least know you won’t be sad AND hungry. Because we all know that’s a recipe for disaster, for me that is.

Sure, you could just go to NYC for all the carbs. Or, you can come to the dark side where we have less lines, less taxes, and lots of carbs that I’ve been missing from your life.

It’s the reason this Jersey-American girl has a degree in carb communications. I’ve been on a carb crawl since I exited the womb.

To clarify, I am not talking about all of North NJ. I am openly biased. I am more or less talking about Bergen County (and Hudson County) - the best areas in NJ in my opinion. And, I can’t forget Newark/ Essex County. No not just because of the Sopranos, but because of my Dad - a real Newarker, born and bred.

I know you’re feigning for the slutti secrets, so let’s get to it -

Here are the 3 Bs that are the key to your carb dreams in North Jersey