sluttiest eats in napoli (mare edition)

fish with blue spines, mermaid approved soup, and a lot of pasta

There’s a reason Odysseus set camp in Napoli, or shall we call it Parthenope - Napoli’s Greek name back in 700 BCE.

While the legend goes that a crostata seduced Odysseus, we all know that the Neapolitan sirene wasn’t cooking up just dessert. They definitely had a bounty of prime and secondi to seduce Odysseus into things Penelope probably did not know …