Rome's sluttiest eats

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Oh, Sluttiest Eats - how I missed you! Well, it’s not like the sluttiest eats stopped - I am eating all the things, very good things. But this newsletter needs attention. More so, you awesome subscribers need to know the lowdown on the most indulgent, most intoxicatingly good food that’s around.

By the way…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Now, this Rome’s sluttiest eats isn’t all that spooky (besides the pounds of Halloween cookies I’ve been eating these days). Rather, it features a few real-deal secrets in the Eternal City.

Spoiler: there’s no best carbonara, sorry. Because Rome has a lot of good food that you can’t easily just make at home.

Did I just say that? Yes, with all the youtube videos out there on how to make an excellent carbonara, you’re better off doing the shopping for the ingredients than rely on some viral tiktok restaurant to make you one. They probably don’t even use quality guanciale or eggs anyway!

Let me pause my tendency to be polemic by diving straight into the gold that is this sluttiest eats of Rome.

ENJOY IF YOU DARE!

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