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3 slutti food secrets to beat Rome's heat

Bro, the best places for carbs are a little drive right outside the Roman walls. Stop being lazy and sweating in the streets. Get a rental car or go on a train, and ESCAPE to beautiful carb-alicious BLISS.

Did I really start this newsletter with bro? I guess I did.

There is nothing cute about the Tivoli Gardens when it’s 95 degrees. I said it. You can’t even jump in the fountains to remedy your symptoms of - shall I say - swamp ass.

But there is something that will - and that’s a nice little seaside lunch fit with a breeze, a beautiful plate of pasta, and the BEACH.