The sluttiest foods I ate this weekend

pre and post flu resurrection

do you ever notice more delicious food while eating delicious food? This is the face.

I really want to know Jesus’ secret to a 3-day resurrection. Because the flu came and snatched my soul away for 6 days. And, no ascension. Just mostly descension. I digress.

Yes I know, I am a full-blown heretic for using resurrection so loosely and in reference to my ow…